Welcome to the September 2009 Tube map.
You’re probably aware of what a massive PR crisis this has been for Transport for London.
Normal service will resume with the next edition of the map we’re told. You know… maps with a river running through the city. Maps with South and North London clearly demarcated. Maps with zones so you know which tickets to purchase. Maps… which make sense.
Bet you the bright spark which came up with riverless London isn’t a Londoner. I bet you. They can’t be.
Anyway, I digress… the best thing about the controversial map is its cover, designed by our favourite artist, Richard Long: