The latest travel programme from the BBC sees Simon Reeve travelling around the coast of the Indian Ocean.
Ah. Tough job.
In the first two episodes, Simon goes from South Africa to Mozambique, Zanzibar, Madagascar, Mauritius and the Seychelles.
True to form, he teases us with images of paradise and then goes on to uncover stories of human tragedies, ecological disasters and piracy.
So… if you do happen to have a conscience, that’s pretty much sixteen countries you won’t be visiting for a while…